funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

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How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

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katiegeewhiz:

pearljammin:

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OK THIS ISN’T FAIR, DANNY IS ADORABLE

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popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

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kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

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Me: Hey Blitz, please don't pull taric
Blitz: *Proceeds to shove his golden fist so far up taric's fucking ass he hits the high notes while getting pulled into us*

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

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